I AM AN EMOPEELER! QUICK COVER ALL YOUR DEAD SKIN!
Today was tres interesting. But I’m very lazy to type it out here because I already told Kester most of it. So, shortened version.
My history teacher is bloody amusing. In class today he told us he was going for reservice for three weeks and there would be this female relief. My friend Hannah was like, ‘WE’LL MISS YOU!’ Then he made this snorting noise and wrote his handphone number down on the board ‘in case of emergencies’. So I went, in this damn cheekass voice, ‘Oh like when we’re feeling lonely right!’ I was expecting him to just raise his eyebrows but he gave this really hilarious answer, like, ‘Yeah yeah just don’t call in the middle of the night wait my wife pick up and hear this girl’s voice…’ It really got us cracking lah pls.
Oh and Lyn’s upper arms were totally peeling. It was freaky ’cause when she was peeling it during History her chaota skin made this crackly sound. Ergh. And at the end of History there was this pile of peeled skin on the table. Then finally 10 mins before final bell he walked up to her and was like scolding her, not for nto paying attention, but something like, ‘why you peel! stop peeling! if you don’t stop it’ll scar, just put lots of moisturiser and aloe vera gel then it’ll stop!’ Hahaha he’s damn gay.
Hey how come so little people like to peel their dead skin! Only Hannah and I like peeling. Hmpf. The rest of our friends are like ‘Why peel! It’s soo gross!’ But peeling is really fun, honestly. So after school I was running after Erik, who wouldnt let me peel her neck burns. Then she was running around covering her neck and screaming ‘GERI PROTECT ME FROM SYDNEY SHE WANTS TO PEEL ME!!’ Lol. She made it sound so serious like I was going to cut her lol so we went around being EMOPEELERS. Like, /headdownandpeeel/.
Kester told me his tragic love story yesterday. After like six days, plus? It’s really very sad! He’s a nice guy why are all the girls being so mean to him. Chocolate calls! And a great big GLOMP. Someone deliver it to him I’m too short.
Some things get better as you go,
But for me time can’t seem to stop its flow
I miss the secrets we shared, I’ve been forgotten
Be gone, guilt, be gone;
Hold the cradle to the phone my darling,
Knot our line and slowly stop being a friend
Feel the pull of going round the bend and
Be gone, loneliness, be gone.
Words through my mind like the
Soft shy wind through the morning
Spill your memories to me, not her and
Be gone, friend, begone.
haha i like your poem!
..tragic six-day love story? yeah kester you’re a nice guy so NEVER FORGET THAT. /nosy
it reads more like a song, methinks. or maybe it’s just non-lit background me.
SYDNEY PEELING YOUR DEAD SKIN IS DISGUSTING. IT REALLY IS. T____________________________T
esp when its like scalp then you can see all the holes where your follicles are. *shudders* and if they’re huge flapping things like Ruoting’s….
*SHUDDERS*
Hahahah I helped Hannah get rid of those disgusting follicle-holed thingies today. It was rather gross. Like monkeys picking at each other’s fleas. I’M NOT BURNT AT ALLLLL HAHAHAHA /gloats/
Kester’s so cute when it comes to love. Really! He’s cute, then foulmouthed. Ah well. If he hasn’t told you I’m not telling you, Jono.
haha that’s alright. coughcough. i don’t need to know the details anyway hahah.
..monkeys alright x)
i’m foulmouthed? huh i didnt swear at her right…
WHAT MONKEYYYS?! Monkeys are love.
And no, no, you didnt swear at her, but you did swear. Hurhur admit it. Plus, you are foulmouthed. Normally. Like that time your brother said you were a piece of shit and then you went, “Orh, say bad words, you mother****er.” Hahaha that was amusing.
haha but kester swears at keven like all the time. that or he just gets pissed off easily when we’re at his house studying.
yeah monkeys.
Maybe it’s just you. His brother is really quite irritating, though. As is his sister. I have this feeling she’ll grow up to be a hot chick. Like my own sister. I can’t understand how people put up with their annoying siblings. Hopefully by the time my sister is at the annoying age (i.e. 5-11) I’ll be at least 18 and out of the house most of the time doing Important Things.
his sister is a NUTCASE (no offense kester, though you should understand). no, wait, kester swears like a sailor in school too!
unfortunately for me, though, my sister’s hit the very peak of family dysfunctionality. and whoop-dee-doo, she’s 11. haha i hope she never becomes a hot chick; i fear for the hordes of guys that might flock her way and not actually know what hit them.
and she speaks with this fake accent, uh huh.
Future hot chicks rule. So there!