for the win,

EAT CHOCOLATE. No, seriously. Only, everyone grieve for me please, I cannot eat chocolate, because the new rubberbands hurt like @(#&&%!)!&@^ and my canines are completely useless seeing as they hurt even more )!*&*%^!^$ Yes, thank you, thank you, your condolences are appreciated.

I don’t suppose people are aware of how awfully mortifying it is when you fall asleep on the bus and the guy next to you falls asleep too, and you both have these big black cases that look as though there could be an atomic bomb inside, and then you both wake up to find your knees touching, and then you are so embarassed you promptly release your hold on your own big black case and it goes “thump” (only much much louder) into the other guy’s big black case. Well, it is very mortifying. Since these absolutely stupid moments seem to happen only to me, you’ll have to take my word for it that it is very mortifying indeed.

Sam forgot to bring her pencil case two days in a row, and ended up filling in most of her worksheets with a luridly pink pen I lent her, and then on the third day, came into class, and proceeded to empty her pockets, which were full of stationery. Silly girl, our Sam is. We calculated how many hours of our holidays would be filled up with doing homework, projects, and studying, and going for Math tuition, and I ended up with half of my holiday gone (if you count all the weekends involved and assume I sleep only 8 hours a day, which is extremely improbable, to say the least). My life is so sad. To illustrate this sadness, I shall write a poem below…

Oh God, I am so sad, inspiration has deserted me into some other happy place. So, poem, another time, maybe.

http://community.livejournal.com/shoebox_project <- ONLY THE MOST AWESOME FIC EVARRRRRRRR. It is slash but it is very very PG-13 and is still cute and romantic and all. Go and read!!!

edit: oh oh oh i remembered what it was that i so badly wanted to blog about but then forgot that i wanted to!!! today the teachers put up a really funny skit for teacher’s day concert, after the student performances, and it was chao long and involved all the guy teacher being really naughty boys and ahbengs and being from Brothers Laffles Academy, and the uniform they wore was like white shwith navy blue shorts. AND OMG TRAUMATISING I WAS SITTING WHERE I COULD SEE THEIR BACKS MOST OF THE TIME

And half the teachers were wearing shorts with the ACS on the back pocket!!!!! GNGNGNGNGNG but you know, I discovered that the more you look at Mr Kenneth Tan the cuter he looks. His face grows on you. As in, Shona and I think so. :D It doesn’t hurt that he’s the only okay-looking guy teacher in RGS. And omgomg the teacher’s skit was soooo funny :D:D Still laughing, inside.

~ by sydney on August 31, 2007.