My Life is a 6
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  6 |
| Mind: | 5.9 |
| Body: |  8 |
| Spirit: |  7.1 |
| Friends/Family: |  3.7 |
| Love: |  1.4 |
| Finance: |  2.6 |
| Take the Rate My Life Quiz | |
Okay, okay, i admit I checked the box “I can quote from a holy text” because I consider Terry Pratchett holy and I can quote from him, so there. And also I put “occasionally” under the “do you exercise?” question even though my so-called exercise is either compulsory (a walk up/down a hill 6 days a week, 3 days carrying a violin, 5 days carrying a schoolbag, and 2 days carrying both! AND ALSO A HOODIE, mind you), or sporadic (attempting to swim properly with nary a proper swimsuit on is rather difficult, i’ll have you know- must go get a decent one piece swimsuit that does not have embarassingly large holes…)
Also, if you haven’t noticed, i’m sort of trying to have a new categorising system, only i haven’t really gotten around to changing the cats of all the old posts (old women have cats, so why not old posts, too? ><)
Now, for the funny quotes from the sections after the quiz results. They amuse me muchly.
on Life: “Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function.” Orly?! Take this, you horrible inanimate- well hello there, chocolate. :D
on Body: “You have a rather good body score, which is an indication that you take care of yourself… Eat right, exercise, reduce your stress, treat any illness.” Excuse me- I thought I ticked the box under “addicted to junk food”?! I so do not take care of myself, thanks. I eat ice cream from the tub at 3 a.m., for God’s sake.
on Friends/Family: “Your friends and family score suffers, yet it does not need to be this way… Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.” Hahahahahaha is it just me or is the guy who wrote the comments sadistic/desperate/what!?
on Love: “Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope.” Sure, I won’t. I’ll just go and seek out the advice of the Dalai Lama while I’m at it, shall I? How about trying Match.com?
on Finance: “Your finance score indicates that your financial situation is in disarray.” I know, right?! I mean, having more worth in coins than in notes is a really good indicator of this! Also I probably owe people from like last year, or something >< oh but my mom owes me $85 which she refused to pay up after I was “rude” to her. Then she said it made her feel “wretched but since you’re being a wretch, let’s all be wretched!”
God my mom is immature. When I told her she was immature, she gave this disbelieving laugh and said, “Oh, you are so wrong. I am so mature. More than you’ll ever be.” Hm…
terrypratchett: an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. it made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
sorry, but i just HAD to put this down. from the hogfather, for those un-enlightened ones.
body: y’know, for someone who eats ice cream at a time where you are highly unlikely to burn the massive amounts of calories from the afore-mentioned food, you are extraordinarily skinny.
AND, love, sarcasm suits you.
see, tim was right about the metabolism thing. ice cream junkie.
oh and, really, thanks for the present (though you might never actually see me use it). promise i’ll get you a proper christmas gift, i just hope kester’s having another newyears’ bbq or something.
thanks for the shirt!
@alisa:
*somecrazyoldwizard*: but what’s there to look forward to in life?!
Death: Well, cats. Cats are nice.
:D terrypratchett worship pls. i loved the hogfather, but my fav pratchett novel is the Last Regiment or something like that. try jasper fforde, he’s a great author too. also Middlesex, by Jeffrey Eudenides (I stayed up til 4 am to finish reading it, it was that good)
@jono: well, i happen to live on top of a hill. I swear, a five-ten minute long walk up a hill nearly everyday does wonders.
and ice cream junkies > sad health freaks who won’t finish a large fries from Mac’s (just kidding, srsly. i got a small fries, anyway, so who am i to say? aha)
i DARE you to wear that shirt the next time we meet. I’ll probably have a fiver on with Tim about it, if you agree to the dare (, you chicken.) oh and my sister likes the dragonflies.
@kester: you’re welcome. tim says you were awesomely cute at four, hence meriting what your shirt says.
did she like the bookthing? (and also, i think you’re putting in waaaaay to much effort there, buddy- save it for 14022008 or something)
14022008
Aren’t you subtle.
..you’ve gotta be kidding about the health freak thing.
five bucks only?! is that to make up for the five you lost on the dark blue shirt :D haha if it’s a small thing like a bbq at kester’s (hint hint) then maybe. maybe.
oh and i’m interested to know how the sketchpad thing turned out too.
@sam: yeah, it merits an award or something, don’t you think!? go get her, buddy. though from your blog i’d say you’ve already gotten her so, ah hell.
@jono: hey, if not for the very prompt decision by random girl and the indecision of yours/tim’s friend, THE MAC’S GIRL AND I WOULD HAVE WON OUT. OKAY!? sore loser, you. hmpf.
hahah kester wore his shirt to the afterparty(: coolios factor x a million thanks.
and, not so good, apparently ><