lateness is a genetic thing

well, i’m late for christmas by 3 hours and 12 minutes.

… figures.

merry christmas!

i have letters in my house from The North Pole to me. seriously. apparently you can write a letter to Santa, send it to some Finland address, and they’ll type a letter back to you. mine start like this, though:

My dear Yeo, …” and they contain several very obvious hints about book workshops etc.

it is all a plot i tell you, to make the little midgets think santa claus actually exists when it’s just a load of old men wearing beards and having fat tummies, and guilty parents lying to their children. yes, i will never have children. if i do they will not believe in Santa Claus. they will believe in fat old men wearing FAKE BEARDS. though i highly doubt their tummies are fake a very cute way of enhancing Christmas. really.

they are dated 1995 and 1997. I wasn’t even aware they had colour printers back then. the only thing i remember wishing for around that time was a (get this) power rangers tshirt. my mom probably bought one from the pasar malam. i was very excited about it though. i also got tickets to watch some power rangers show at indoor stadium. i loved it. unfortunately i did not (go wild and) ask the power rangers to autograph my miscellaneous (undeveloped) body parts. (sorry i had enough of the strikeout format)

i was obviously not a cool kid.

now i am though, and my mummy is going to buy me a new handphone. finally. but if the model is too expensive i’d rather she buy me a guitar or the pair of adidas shoes she said she’d buy me since last saturday (i.e. 15 dec).

see, lateness is a genetic thing. and i am now 3 hours and 22 minutes late.

~ by sydney on December 26, 2007.

One Response to “lateness is a genetic thing”

  1. guitar lolz. you can get darrel to teach you when he’s free.

    BTW, Ian’s friends somehow managed to locate the pics of him on your site. I think he’s embarrassed ;p,

    The photo quality’s bad too. was it the camera of what?

    eh whatever. merrychristmas. when my hair grow’s back i’ll send u a snapshot of me wearing that shirt ^_^

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