cheater by the dozen
quoting tim: “who spams haikus?”
412 DOES :D following an outburst of creativity for Character and Leadership Education where we split into groups and composed impromptu songs/one haiku/an epic poem, the whiteboard looks like the English language mauled it and left it to rot.
total defence fake haiku
grass is green
sky is blue
people don’t riot
’cause it’s not cool
995 firefighters are here
singaporeans do not fear
dressed in chilli red and passion
action paction damn in fashion
CPF rocks
medisave too
singapore helps
singaporeans like you!
army is fierce
army is big
singapore pwns
the whole league!
are we in woodbridge?
i didn’t think so
and that’s good
’cause singapore’s not psycho
(becky keshia sydney elissa becky, respectively)
onomatopoeia
rat tat tat bang bang
swish boom crash sizzle kaboom
and then there were none
(crystal’s groups’ effort)
the new mary song
mary went to find a job, find a job, find a job etc
mary went to pay taxes, pay taxes, pay taxes etc
(can’t remember most of it or who wrote it)
minimalistic
psy
cho
lo
gi
cal
clang!
(by joey’s group)
and now the haikus:
healthy food
potato salad
mayonnaise and bacon bits
very delicious
cravings
oh my ice kacang
mountains of icy goodness
give me attap chee
mummy says…
mom says, ’sky is blue’
chicken, i want to eat you
me. vegetarian.
always tell the truth
i like my sugar
no more stupid diets please
the cake is a LIE
like an escargot
school food i haet
ripoff my money wahlao
cannot! fail fail fail
history class
karwei is awesome
she is Queen of Cool times ten
hello pandas love <3
what are you thinking!
i like my g-string
i can play it all the time
it snapped yesterday!!!
geri’s brain cell died of loneliness
geri is stupid
doesn’t know that haikus don’t
always have to rhyme
beautiful girls got me suicidal
desperate RI boy
get your own supporters leh
sorry lah, but no
sam’s grammar pwnz
this is a haiku
it is also very short
because i awesome.
in the matrix
no more cutlery!!
matrix quote is very true
“there is no spoon,” lah.
allergies
eden li is nuts
pistachio, almond, cashew
macadamias, pea!
loong is extra
life sucks life sucks life
is an endless torment): life
sucks life sucks life sucks
written by various people in 412 especially eden li and glenys ong. titling all by me. i typed all the haikus on the board out and sent them to the 412 yahoo group causing an influx of haiku spam. the email now has 36 parts (last time i checked.) example (by geri):
I’m not sure about this but wdv
Sydney scares sec ones.
They all run away in fear.
Oh no! She’s coming O:
*ego breakout*
This is my haiku.
Its awesome cos I wrote it
Bow down to me nao >D
And now…
People of four twelve
These haikus make me dizzy
pls to be stopping? @_@
and by glen, in her email about Lit which was composed of all haiku:
geek chic is in
This whole haiku thing
Is really kinda awesome.
412, we’re such geeks. :D :D
i wish more rgs people read my blog because some of these things are specific inside jokes.
eg. the ri boy one: some ri guy came to rgs just to make an announcement to get supporters for RI for N.E.Mation.
Hahaha, HELLO! Random Sec one from 113 here O: Yeah I’m being weird and randomly visiting blogs. Hahahaha. And YEAH THAT DUDE AND THE NEMATION THING. I’m lazy to vote for them heeh :B Okay I shall stop being weird on a random blog now GOODBYE! :D
hmm.
lit nerds!
i swear my comment got swallowed by akismet. as i was saying- i hope that string haiku thing isn’t an obvious a reference as it looks.
i’ll bet it is :D
no as in! the snapping. never mind.
o: jono what are you thinking!!!!!
no la, guitar only :D
hahaha sydney that’s my junior letitia don’t kill her she’s cute.
I don’t get the string of haikus thing O: I AM A RGS PERSON WHO READS YOUR BLOG AND I KNOW ALL THE INSIDE JOKES. BE HAPPY.
I love loong’s emo haiku :D
Such fine works of art.
I now know that we can look forward to more literary accolades for good ‘ol Singapore.
@elissa: y halo thar. i discover i have many PHANTOM READERS who do not comment because ‘wordpress commenting is bothersome unlike LJ’. well sucks to be you, lj page formatting is an awful headache. i trust she is cute. and random, of course.
@sam: o: orly!!!!! i love her haiku too! some idiot on fp.com said he found it ‘repetitive’ well hello doesn’t he GET IT.
@apple pie: are you = unintentionally here? it sounds like it. like i said many times before try not to be anon when leaving comments, especially if i know you.
appropriately witty and acerbic comment. your praise is much appreciated.
Oh no! She’s coming. O:
o: what??
Sydney scares sec ones.
They all run away in fear.
yesyesyes! :o so true! esther said to 111: if you don’t learn your mass dance properly, sydney will kill you! and you don’t want that, do you?
:o
AHHHHH
my reputation as an evil senior is cemented :D: (look doublesmiley!!!)
why do you people do these things? eh?!
not my fault! /cowers away in fear of the great big
scarysydney/