MR AZAHAR HAS A CUTE BUTT

mr ong walked out on pe class yesterday because we were talking, and even though i skipped school today and only went for cca because i woke up late, sam says he was holding out on us, and didn’t even talk to us during pe while we played soccer.

i am grasping at straws trying to think of what to do.

i went after him on monday because no one else seemed to want to do it, and he told me to shoo the rest of 412 away and he said “do i look pissed? i’m smiling at you aren’t i” but obviously he was pissed. and he had a right to be.

instead of saying what i wanted to say i.e. “but mr ong, will you come back tomorrow?” i said “if we behave ourselves will you forgive us?” because it would have been too loveresque.

he said he would see and according to sam we were unusually wellbehaved but he isn’t going to make it easy.

haikus for mr ong

so many of us!
and we run through the silence,
only to reach you.

to elysian fields,
we remain silent in shame,
so near yet so far.

~ by sydney on April 22, 2008.

11 Responses to “MR AZAHAR HAS A CUTE BUTT”

  1. re title: DOES NOT.

    we weren’t AMAZINGLY wellbehaved but we ran!!!! like, nonstop! and we didn’t talk and we split ourselves up and played when he told us to but the whole time it was like COLD SHOULDER COLD SHOULDER he even did the talking indirectly thing, like in front of everyone “geri, can you get them to split into groups and go play. you get that semicircle of field and the furthest netball court.” D:

  2. ): becky says he asked where i was and she told him i was either not coming or just really late and he was like “because she’s too upset by yesterday ah”

    WHY IS HE SO WEIRD TOWARDS OUR CLASS AS A WHOLE

    i like my haikus o: i finally figured out the elysian fields!!

  3. oh and re title: DOES TOO.

    loong agrees dammit

  4. ok so he KNOWS YOU LIKE HIM MUCH your attempt at being unloveresque fail man.

    I DUNNO R WE VERY BAD???

  5. REALLY DOES IT MEAN THAT

    NO WAY I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE BECAUSE I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO GO FIND HIM PROPERLY

    …wtf

    maybe he ALREADY googles his name periodically

    and i realised the cute teachers in school are all married because THEY ARE CUTE!!

    :D revelation

    and ummm i dont think any teacher LIKES our class except boon tat

  6. I don’t see why boon tat likes our class either he’s really weird |: maybe bryden chew is okay with us.

  7. today during math ces he was REALLY WEIRD i mean geeru was there but he was being especially weird to me.

    eg. “why is your skin so red?” and then when i told him it’s just my complexion he said “but don’t you use skII or whatever”

    and also he got this very weird pseudonew phone with a very tiny screen and no camera and he claimed it was better than his razr v3 and also better than my razr2 v9 and i’m like “it doesn’t have a camera” and he said “it so does lor. like you press this thing and it will reveal a camera” and geeru and i are like “orly, show us lor” and he’s like “why do i have to prove anything to you?!”

    ;_;

    and when i asked him why he’s still teaching even though the pay sucks and he’s a cambridge grad he said “maybe because of your class” o:!!!

  8. OH AND EARLY IN CES HE WAS LIKE “DO YOU REMEMBER YOU USED TO HATE ME” and i’m like “HAVE YOU BEEN GOOGLING YOUR NAME” and he’s like “NO SHOULD I??” and i’m like “INTERESTING THINGS BE ON THE INTERNETZ” and he said “no la it was just a feeling. like a feeling feeling.”

    ????

  9. sk2???????

    HE’S V. CREEPY LEH eh so he figures you do not hate him anymoar O:

    OH NO IF HE GOOGLES NOW.

    …HI MR LIM.

  10. i am apprehensive to find out what teachers think of my behaviour towards them.

    eg. prime candidates of mr ong + mr lim + … HO HO I AM NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL :D

  11. HEY IF YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT KTAN AT LEAST I DON’T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY D: also he is away! at sabbatical! so there.

    argh I want to know lbt’s blog D: D: D:

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