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dude ur so retarded

worst fanfic ever

To pique your interest here is the last part.

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“Foolish ignoramuses!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

“Think again you fucking muggle poser!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!111” I shouted despariedrly.

“Acco Nevel’s wand!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil’s wind was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!!11111”

He maid lighting come all over da place.

“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!!11111” I shooted.

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It is goth!hp fic. It is awesome shit. I laughed for ages. You will too. READ IT NOW.

~ by sydney on May 3, 2008.

5 Responses to “dude ur so retarded”

  1. SYDNEY WTF YOU WERE BLOGGING INSTEAD OF DOING BIO.

    baoyi said this on May 3, 2008 at 11:52 pm

  2. I want to make a list of all the adjectives this author has paired with “cried”.

    I CRIED SEXILY/WISELY/ANGRILY O: O: O:

    sam said this on May 4, 2008 at 10:38 am

  3. “ABRA KEDABRA!!11111” I shooted.

    SILENCE! i keel you!!!!!

    sydney said this on May 4, 2008 at 11:50 am

  4. I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

    I feel so impotently sexy I m crying.

    sam said this on May 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm

  5. :D

    I JUST DISCOVERED SOMEONE HACKED INTO HER ACCOUNT AND REWROTE CHAP 39!!!

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/39/My_Immortal

    Ebony supressed the urge to scream. Here she was decked out in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister.

    Panicked, Ebony hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Ebony frowned, and looked under her shirt. All she saw was a bra underneath (dare I point out it’s from the Aerie line available at American Eagle?). Ebony tried to remove the shirt again. But to her frustration, there was yet again another polo to replace it.

    “THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!” Ebony bellowed out to the air. She failed to see the irony in her statement, how hypocrytical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here.

    Ebony slit her writs and mumbled to herself, “Omigod.”

    sydney said this on May 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm

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