msn conversations

elissa says:
crap guess who i met on 190 going home??
but as close as i get to you says:
whoooo?
but as close as i get to you says:
JAMES ONG?!?!?
elissa says:
yeah DDD:
but as close as i get to you says:
… whut/
but as close as i get to you says:
whut whut
but as close as i get to you says:
whut
but as close as i get to you says:
…!!!!1
but as close as i get to you says:
elissa low
elissa says:
he took the bus all the way to the interchange.
but as close as i get to you says:
dont lie to me
but as close as i get to you says:
OMG
but as close as i get to you says:
OMG
but as close as i get to you says:
OMG
but as close as i get to you says:
WHY
but as close as i get to you says:
WHY
elissa says:
lol are you jealous or sth????
but as close as i get to you says:
WHY
but as close as i get to you says:
YES
but as close as i get to you says:
DAMMIT YOU
elissa says:
D:
elissa says:
i am so traumatised.
elissa says:
shall i tell you how our conversation went
but as close as i get to you says:
do i have a penchant for traumatising people
but as close as i get to you says:
D:
but as close as i get to you says:
hahaha OK
but as close as i get to you says:
OK
but as close as i get to you says:
omg i am jealousxzs x10000000000000

but as close as i get to you says:
hahahaha he like carpools wiht sean yeoh you know
but as close as i get to you says:
omg damn jealous
but as close as i get to you says:
WHAT TIME WAS THIS
but as close as i get to you says:
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED BACK
but as close as i get to you says:
AASDFGHJKL
elissa says:
mr ong: what part of choa chu kang do you live in?
me: oh opposite the sports complex
mr ong: is it like block ___ something? _____ ____ something?
me: yeah o_______O
mr ong: there’s a basketball downstairs right
me yeah D:
mr ong: with the carpark next to it right
me: yeah D:
mr ong: next to the highway right
me: yeah D:
mr ong: oh you know so-and-so right
me: she’s my neighbour D:
elissa says:
mr ong: im surprised you havent seen me around
elissa says:
DDDDDDDDDDD:
elissa says:
it was like ___
elissa says:
around there
but as close as i get to you says:
o:
but as close as i get to you says:
o:
but as close as i get to you says:
thank you elissa
elissa says:
STALKER OR STH. ):
but as close as i get to you says:
<3
but as close as i get to you says:
<3
but as close as i get to you says:
<3
but as close as i get to you says:
i knowwwww
elissa says:
why?!
but as close as i get to you says:
i am inspired muchly

elissa says:
AM SO TRAUMATISED YOU KNOW.
but as close as i get to you says:
:D by me or mr ong!
but as close as i get to you says:
he’s so cute laaaaa
but as close as i get to you says:
omg were all the rgs girls staring at him
WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE A CAR
but as close as i get to you says:
can you subtly ask him tmr how many times he does this a week
but as close as i get to you says:
on what days
but as close as i get to you says:
etc
but as close as i get to you says:
subtly
elissa says:
UH.
elissa says:
oh i asked him
but as close as i get to you says:
JOKE LA
elissa says:
wait ah!
but as close as i get to you says:
WHAT
but as close as i get to you says:
YOU DID>?!?!?1!
elissa says:
yeah i just asked him
elissa says:
dont you have a car
elissa says:
then he told me D:
elissa says:
TRAUMATISED BY BOTH OF YOU.
but as close as i get to you says:
told me D:
but as close as i get to you says:
?
but as close as i get to you says:
TELL ME MOAAAR
elissa says:
:/
elissa says:
his car was with wife to pick up baby.
but as close as i get to you says:
ohhh
but as close as i get to you says:
wait so this is not a regular occurrence la
but as close as i get to you says:
damn
but as close as i get to you says:
hahaha you know im exagerrating muchly
elissa says:
uh i dunno
but as close as i get to you says:
omg my spelling ;_; die
but as close as i get to you says:
i love fangirling
but as close as i get to you says:
it makes me happi
elissa says:
why dont you ask him.
elissa says:
IM NOT FANGIRLING!
but as close as i get to you says:
o: o: cannot!!!!!!111
elissa says:
i dont fangirl over james ong.
but as close as i get to you says:
I AM FANGIRLING ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
but as close as i get to you says:
OK!?!
elissa says:
OKAY!!!
elissa says:
continue then :D

but as close as i get to you says:
SAM
but as close as i get to you says:
DO I HAVE A PENCHANT FOR TRAUMATISING PEOPLE
(*) sam. says:
YES
(*) sam. says:
but jamesong ?!
(*) sam. says:
YOU DISAPPOINT ME
but as close as i get to you says:
he’s so cute!!!!1
(*) sam. says:
HE IS NOT
(*) sam. says:
I spent my after-cca much more productively
(*) sam. says:
I discreetly watched ktan and odac rockclimb while people took photos of them
(*) sam. says:
then I went way
(*) sam. says:
*AWAY
but as close as i get to you says:
o:
but as close as i get to you says:
i <3 ktan
but as close as i get to you says:
he is cuter
but as close as i get to you says:
but james ong says cuter things
but as close as i get to you says:
and he has this awesome nose
(*) sam. says:
AIYAH
(*) sam. says:
YOU

but as close as i get to you says:
eeeeeeh when i shake my legs my fats wobblez
but as close as i get to you says:
not good
but as close as i get to you says:
do you think if i shake enoguh they will go away
but as close as i get to you says:
like that exercise machine by OTO or whatever that shakes
(*) sam. says:
don’t think so
(*) sam. says:
gravity might MAKE THEM BIGGER
but as close as i get to you says:
noooozzzz whyyyyy
but as close as i get to you says:
so that shaking machine doesnt work too?!?1
(*) sam. says:
depends on what kind of shaking?!
but as close as i get to you says:
i dunno im jiggling them!!
but as close as i get to you says:
‘my calves are going boingedyboingity boing
but as close as i get to you says:
i can feel them!!!!1

during physics, when the bell rang:
candice: oh yay pe!
sydney: oh yay pe!
candice: i love floorball!
sydney: i love mr ong!
candice: WHAAAT o____O
sydney: no no i mean i love floorball! mr ong is a- a- BONUS.

TODAY WAS FUN.

i wrote an emo poem, too. the link is in a seperate post. which i have password locked. if you want to read it ask me for the password. if you dont want to read it: ASK ME ANYWAY. world domination calls!! <3

but as close as i get to you says:
that is my poem.
but as close as i get to you says:
do not laugh
but as close as i get to you says:
it is terrible
but as close as i get to you says:
it is le enfant terrible
but as close as i get to you says:
i have destroyed my own child
(*) sam. says:
YOU R MY PRINCEZXZ
but as close as i get to you says:
my soul was in that poem.
but as close as i get to you says:
… whaaaaat
(*) sam. says:
sorry.
but as close as i get to you says:
you r my princesszxs!
but as close as i get to you says:
i mean
but as close as i get to you says:
u r my princesszxslolwtfbbq
(*) sam. says:
lol whut
but as close as i get to you says:
i realised why yours looked strange
but as close as i get to you says:
you cannot change are to r
but as close as i get to you says:
wihtout changing you to u
(*) sam. says:
k fiiine
but as close as i get to you says:
and then also, hate -> h8 follows
but as close as i get to you says:
did your ecognise my hedda gabler reference!!
but as close as i get to you says:
and i finished reading the play finally
(*) sam. says:
hedda gabler reference?!
(*) sam. says:
hang on lemme look for it
but as close as i get to you says:
no in the conversation la stupes
(*) sam. says:
CHEH.
(*) sam. says:
I was like whut
but as close as i get to you says:
chey your foot
but as close as i get to you says:
it is a sucky poem no.
but as close as i get to you says:
):
(*) sam. says:
it’s not that bad
(*) sam. says:
it’s very sydney
but as close as i get to you says:
loll
but as close as i get to you says:
why is everything so sydney
SOON I WILL PWNZ THE WORLD
but as close as i get to you says:
YES?!?!?
but as close as i get to you says:
WORLD DOMINATION
(*) sam. says:
it’s quite nice, actually
but as close as i get to you says:
FTW
(*) sam. says:

(*) sam. says:
WTF
but as close as i get to you says:
hahaha ftw wtf
(*) sam. says:
lol wtf, ftw?!

~ by sydney on February 18, 2008.

7 Responses to “msn conversations”

  1. my msn conversations with you make me seem like a gibbering blob of fangirl retard D:

    YOU BRING IT OUT IN PEOPLE.

  2. ktan :D :D so proud of you.

    i am waiting for people i know to grow up and be cute like him and james ong and joseph toh so i can marry them :D

    it IS a good plan, right?!

  3. OMGZ JAMES AND JOSEPH

    they both start with a j!!!!! :D coincidence or what. and kyle starts with a k!! i am alphabetical.

  4. yeah so james and joseph and kyle and ktan?? O:?! IF LBT IS NEXT I WILL LAUGH

  5. O__________________O

    that was a long post!
    long time no read your blog heh
    (this is a haiku!)

    conversations – strange
    all your fangirlism – bad
    reactions – priceless

    (that was a haiku!)
    haiku haiku haiku, hai
    ii’m making no sense ><

  6. story time
    RODZILLA says: (10:08:50 PM)
    SOOOO
    RODZILLA says: (10:09:12 PM)
    me and cassie pull into maple ridge park last night
    .:Cass:. says: (10:09:18 PM)
    LMFAO
    Dallas says: (10:09:20 PM)
    oh my
    RODZILLA says: (10:09:23 PM)
    for a quickie
    Dallas says: (10:09:26 PM)
    of course
    .:Cass:. says: (10:09:28 PM)
    TELL THEM
    Dallas says: (10:09:50 PM)
    *takes off pants*
    Dallas says: (10:09:53 PM)
    hurry up…
    RODZILLA says: (10:09:53 PM)
    so we do our thing and JUST as we’re about to get outta the back of the suburban and drive away…
    .:Cass:. says: (10:10:07 PM)
    I SWEAR THIS SI A TRUE STORY
    RODZILLA says: (10:10:12 PM)
    we see these two flashlights walking towards us
    RODZILLA says: (10:10:33 PM)
    so i woulda shit my pants if they were ON me
    Grant says: (10:10:39 PM)
    rofl
    RODZILLA says: (10:10:47 PM)
    and i scrambled into the drivers seat, without pants
    Grant says: (10:10:54 PM)
    so you’re sitting there and there’s a big pile of shit on the back seat
    .:Cass:. says: (10:11:02 PM)
    WIHOUT BOZERS EITHER
    .:Cass:. says: (10:11:05 PM)
    *BOXERS
    Grant says: (10:11:07 PM)
    lol
    RODZILLA says: (10:11:12 PM)
    i start the suburban and start backing up to get away
    RODZILLA says: (10:11:34 PM)
    then they BANG on the side of the suburban while i go past and yell at me to stop
    RODZILLA says: (10:11:42 PM)
    i look over and of COURSE they’re cops
    Dallas says: (10:11:47 PM)
    bahahahaha
    RODZILLA says: (10:11:48 PM)
    almost ran them over
    RODZILLA says: (10:11:58 PM)
    so they tell us to get out of the car
    RODZILLA says: (10:12:13 PM)
    so i tell them to PLEASE wait a sec while i find/put on my pants
    Dallas says: (10:12:15 PM)
    and you went bully on them…
    RODZILLA says: (10:12:42 PM)
    the guy cop is shining the light RIGHT on my crotch while im trying to put on my pants
    Dallas says: (10:12:48 PM)
    ooo
    RODZILLA says: (10:13:02 PM)
    so i manage to get them on and me and cassie step outside
    RODZILLA says: (10:13:14 PM)
    they ask for ID and our addresses
    Grant says: (10:13:19 PM)
    And then he said “You’re moving in with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air!” the end
    RODZILLA says: (10:13:24 PM)
    lmfao
    RODZILLA says: (10:13:26 PM)
    i wish
    Dallas says: (10:13:27 PM)
    roffle
    RODZILLA says: (10:13:57 PM)
    they said that its actually against the law “indecent actions in a public place”
    RODZILLA says: (10:14:13 PM)
    but we’re 18 so they cant call either of our parents
    Dallas says: (10:14:31 PM)
    now THAT would have been funny
    RODZILLA says: (10:14:33 PM)
    so they tell us to go home and we do
    RODZILLA says: (10:14:44 PM)
    BUT, cassie cant find her panties
    .:Cass:. says: (10:14:51 PM)
    lmfao
    RODZILLA says: (10:15:05 PM)
    so we pull off to the side almost by her house and are frantically looking for them
    Dallas says: (10:15:09 PM)
    “Mrs. gerretsen – we caught your son porking this he-woman”
    Grant says: (10:15:15 PM)
    lol
    Dallas says: (10:15:15 PM)
    lol
    .:Cass:. says: (10:15:27 PM)
    LMFAO
    .:Cass:. says: (10:15:27 PM)
    OMG
    RODZILLA says: (10:15:33 PM)
    i thought they fell out of the suburban onto the ground when cassie got out
    RODZILLA says: (10:15:40 PM)
    but NO
    RODZILLA says: (10:15:53 PM)
    they were stuck by her knee in her pants
    RODZILLA says: (10:16:04 PM)
    but we musta been looking for them for 10 mins
    .:Cass:. says: (10:16:11 PM)
    after like ripping the burban apart so ur parents or sister wouldnt find them
    RODZILLA says: (10:16:12 PM)
    OH
    .:Cass:. says: (10:16:18 PM)
    THESE MUST BE CASSIE’S :D
    .:Cass:. says: (10:16:20 PM)
    GIGGIDY
    .:Cass:. says: (10:16:27 PM)
    GIGGIDY
    RODZILLA says: (10:16:33 PM)
    i drop off cassie and go in
    RODZILLA says: (10:16:41 PM)
    STILL not wearing the boxers
    Dallas says: (10:16:48 PM)
    ahahaah
    Jordan says: (10:16:52 PM)
    hahaha
    RODZILLA says: (10:16:54 PM)
    i was flippin and floppin
    .:Cass:. says: (10:16:56 PM)
    lmfao
    .:Cass:. says: (10:17:00 PM)
    hahahha
    Jordan says: (10:17:01 PM)
    oh man if they called home…to ev’s palce
    Jordan says: (10:17:07 PM)
    xx
    RODZILLA says: (10:17:11 PM)
    pretty much
    Jordan says: (10:17:17 PM)
    hahaha
    Jordan says: (10:17:24 PM)
    or if ur mom found panties…
    RODZILLA says: (10:17:28 PM)
    lmfao
    .:Cass:. says: (10:17:30 PM)
    lmao
    .:Cass:. says: (10:17:34 PM)
    wet…panties
    .:Cass:. says: (10:17:38 PM)
    *grant faced*
    Dallas says: (10:17:38 PM)
    bah, you dad would give you a high-5 and your mom would mutter “i knew she was like that”
    RODZILLA says: (10:17:39 PM)
    OOO KKK
    Dallas says: (10:17:44 PM)
    lol
    RODZILLA says: (10:17:47 PM)
    lmao
    Jordan says: (10:17:48 PM)
    everett would die
    .:Cass:. says: (10:17:51 PM)
    :-O what a fb
    Dallas says: (10:17:59 PM)
    roffle
    Jordan says: (10:18:06 PM)
    lol i can’t believe they’d call home if u were under 18
    RODZILLA says: (10:18:14 PM)
    they would
    RODZILLA says: (10:18:16 PM)
    i bet
    .:Cass:. says: (10:18:22 PM)
    so dont go to the park with ur gf jordan
    .:Cass:. says: (10:18:28 PM)
    SHE’D GET A CALL HOME
    Jordan says: (10:18:29 PM)
    or dont let her bring id
    .:Cass:. says: (10:18:30 PM)
    BAHAHA
    RODZILLA says: (10:18:39 PM)
    she doesnt look anywhere near 18 lol
    Dallas says: (10:18:40 PM)
    then its like rape
    Jordan says: (10:18:59 PM)
    fuck, the other day her day walked in on us n was like”should i punch jordan in the back of the head n bury him out back?”
    Dallas says: (10:19:05 PM)
    plus everyone within a 10 block radius would hear your truck squeaking
    RODZILLA says: (10:19:08 PM)
    OH, the cops also told me to next time take her to a motel

  7. @dallas: especially since i’m very certain that i don’t know you, i’d appreciate it if you didn’t just whack an entire conversation into a comment. especially since it’s kinda about your uh, personal stuff.

    especially since i don’t get the joke at all. perhaps i’m too much of a prude? or maybe it’s because i don’t know you nor your friends, and have no wish at all to hear about whatever night-time escapades you might get up to. whether true or not.

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