msn conversations
elissa says:
crap guess who i met on 190 going home??
but as close as i get to you says:
whoooo?
but as close as i get to you says:
JAMES ONG?!?!?
elissa says:
yeah DDD:
but as close as i get to you says:
… whut/
but as close as i get to you says:
whut whut
but as close as i get to you says:
whut
but as close as i get to you says:
…!!!!1
but as close as i get to you says:
elissa low
elissa says:
he took the bus all the way to the interchange.
but as close as i get to you says:
dont lie to me
but as close as i get to you says:
OMG
but as close as i get to you says:
OMG
but as close as i get to you says:
OMG
but as close as i get to you says:
WHY
but as close as i get to you says:
WHY
elissa says:
lol are you jealous or sth????
but as close as i get to you says:
WHY
but as close as i get to you says:
YES
but as close as i get to you says:
DAMMIT YOU
elissa says:
D:
elissa says:
i am so traumatised.
elissa says:
shall i tell you how our conversation went
but as close as i get to you says:
do i have a penchant for traumatising people
but as close as i get to you says:
D:
but as close as i get to you says:
hahaha OK
but as close as i get to you says:
OK
but as close as i get to you says:
omg i am jealousxzs x10000000000000
but as close as i get to you says:
hahahaha he like carpools wiht sean yeoh you know
but as close as i get to you says:
omg damn jealous
but as close as i get to you says:
WHAT TIME WAS THIS
but as close as i get to you says:
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED BACK
but as close as i get to you says:
AASDFGHJKL
elissa says:
mr ong: what part of choa chu kang do you live in?
me: oh opposite the sports complex
mr ong: is it like block ___ something? _____ ____ something?
me: yeah o_______O
mr ong: there’s a basketball downstairs right
me yeah D:
mr ong: with the carpark next to it right
me: yeah D:
mr ong: next to the highway right
me: yeah D:
mr ong: oh you know so-and-so right
me: she’s my neighbour D:
elissa says:
mr ong: im surprised you havent seen me around
elissa says:
DDDDDDDDDDD:
elissa says:
it was like ___
elissa says:
around there
but as close as i get to you says:
o:
but as close as i get to you says:
o:
but as close as i get to you says:
thank you elissa
elissa says:
STALKER OR STH. ):
but as close as i get to you says:
<3
but as close as i get to you says:
<3
but as close as i get to you says:
<3
but as close as i get to you says:
i knowwwww
elissa says:
why?!
but as close as i get to you says:
i am inspired muchly
elissa says:
AM SO TRAUMATISED YOU KNOW.
but as close as i get to you says:
:D by me or mr ong!
but as close as i get to you says:
he’s so cute laaaaa
but as close as i get to you says:
omg were all the rgs girls staring at him
WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE A CAR
but as close as i get to you says:
can you subtly ask him tmr how many times he does this a week
but as close as i get to you says:
on what days
but as close as i get to you says:
etc
but as close as i get to you says:
subtly
elissa says:
UH.
elissa says:
oh i asked him
but as close as i get to you says:
JOKE LA
elissa says:
wait ah!
but as close as i get to you says:
WHAT
but as close as i get to you says:
YOU DID>?!?!?1!
elissa says:
yeah i just asked him
elissa says:
dont you have a car
elissa says:
then he told me D:
elissa says:
TRAUMATISED BY BOTH OF YOU.
but as close as i get to you says:
told me D:
but as close as i get to you says:
?
but as close as i get to you says:
TELL ME MOAAAR
elissa says:
:/
elissa says:
his car was with wife to pick up baby.
but as close as i get to you says:
ohhh
but as close as i get to you says:
wait so this is not a regular occurrence la
but as close as i get to you says:
damn
but as close as i get to you says:
hahaha you know im exagerrating muchly
elissa says:
uh i dunno
but as close as i get to you says:
omg my spelling ;_; die
but as close as i get to you says:
i love fangirling
but as close as i get to you says:
it makes me happi
elissa says:
why dont you ask him.
elissa says:
IM NOT FANGIRLING!
but as close as i get to you says:
o: o: cannot!!!!!!111
elissa says:
i dont fangirl over james ong.
but as close as i get to you says:
I AM FANGIRLING ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
but as close as i get to you says:
OK!?!
elissa says:
OKAY!!!
elissa says:
continue then :D
–
but as close as i get to you says:
SAM
but as close as i get to you says:
DO I HAVE A PENCHANT FOR TRAUMATISING PEOPLE
(*) sam. says:
YES
(*) sam. says:
but jamesong ?!
(*) sam. says:
YOU DISAPPOINT ME
but as close as i get to you says:
he’s so cute!!!!1
(*) sam. says:
HE IS NOT
(*) sam. says:
I spent my after-cca much more productively
(*) sam. says:
I discreetly watched ktan and odac rockclimb while people took photos of them
(*) sam. says:
then I went way
(*) sam. says:
*AWAY
but as close as i get to you says:
o:
but as close as i get to you says:
i <3 ktan
but as close as i get to you says:
he is cuter
but as close as i get to you says:
but james ong says cuter things
but as close as i get to you says:
and he has this awesome nose
(*) sam. says:
AIYAH
(*) sam. says:
YOU
but as close as i get to you says:
eeeeeeh when i shake my legs my fats wobblez
but as close as i get to you says:
not good
but as close as i get to you says:
do you think if i shake enoguh they will go away
but as close as i get to you says:
like that exercise machine by OTO or whatever that shakes
(*) sam. says:
don’t think so
(*) sam. says:
gravity might MAKE THEM BIGGER
but as close as i get to you says:
noooozzzz whyyyyy
but as close as i get to you says:
so that shaking machine doesnt work too?!?1
(*) sam. says:
depends on what kind of shaking?!
but as close as i get to you says:
i dunno im jiggling them!!
but as close as i get to you says:
‘my calves are going boingedyboingity boing
but as close as i get to you says:
i can feel them!!!!1
–
during physics, when the bell rang:
candice: oh yay pe!
sydney: oh yay pe!
candice: i love floorball!
sydney: i love mr ong!
candice: WHAAAT o____O
sydney: no no i mean i love floorball! mr ong is a- a- BONUS.
TODAY WAS FUN.
i wrote an emo poem, too. the link is in a seperate post. which i have password locked. if you want to read it ask me for the password. if you dont want to read it: ASK ME ANYWAY. world domination calls!! <3
but as close as i get to you says:
that is my poem.
but as close as i get to you says:
do not laugh
but as close as i get to you says:
it is terrible
but as close as i get to you says:
it is le enfant terrible
but as close as i get to you says:
i have destroyed my own child
(*) sam. says:
YOU R MY PRINCEZXZ
but as close as i get to you says:
my soul was in that poem.
but as close as i get to you says:
… whaaaaat
(*) sam. says:
sorry.
but as close as i get to you says:
you r my princesszxs!
but as close as i get to you says:
i mean
but as close as i get to you says:
u r my princesszxslolwtfbbq
(*) sam. says:
lol whut
but as close as i get to you says:
i realised why yours looked strange
but as close as i get to you says:
you cannot change are to r
but as close as i get to you says:
wihtout changing you to u
(*) sam. says:
k fiiine
but as close as i get to you says:
and then also, hate -> h8 follows
but as close as i get to you says:
did your ecognise my hedda gabler reference!!
but as close as i get to you says:
and i finished reading the play finally
(*) sam. says:
hedda gabler reference?!
(*) sam. says:
hang on lemme look for it
but as close as i get to you says:
no in the conversation la stupes
(*) sam. says:
CHEH.
(*) sam. says:
I was like whut
but as close as i get to you says:
chey your foot
but as close as i get to you says:
it is a sucky poem no.
but as close as i get to you says:
):
(*) sam. says:
it’s not that bad
(*) sam. says:
it’s very sydney
but as close as i get to you says:
loll
but as close as i get to you says:
why is everything so sydney
SOON I WILL PWNZ THE WORLD
but as close as i get to you says:
YES?!?!?
but as close as i get to you says:
WORLD DOMINATION
(*) sam. says:
it’s quite nice, actually
but as close as i get to you says:
FTW
(*) sam. says:
…
(*) sam. says:
WTF
but as close as i get to you says:
hahaha ftw wtf
(*) sam. says:
lol wtf, ftw?!
my msn conversations with you make me seem like a gibbering blob of fangirl retard D:
YOU BRING IT OUT IN PEOPLE.
sam said this on February 19, 2008 at 6:13 pm
ktan :D :D so proud of you.
i am waiting for people i know to grow up and be cute like him and james ong and joseph toh so i can marry them :D
it IS a good plan, right?!
sydney said this on February 20, 2008 at 12:51 am
OMGZ JAMES AND JOSEPH
they both start with a j!!!!! :D coincidence or what. and kyle starts with a k!! i am alphabetical.
sydney said this on February 20, 2008 at 12:52 am
yeah so james and joseph and kyle and ktan?? O:?! IF LBT IS NEXT I WILL LAUGH
sam said this on February 20, 2008 at 4:44 pm
O__________________O
that was a long post!
long time no read your blog heh
(this is a haiku!)
conversations – strange
all your fangirlism – bad
reactions – priceless
(that was a haiku!)
haiku haiku haiku, hai
ii’m making no sense ><
HAI, i am so KU! said this on February 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm
story time
RODZILLA says: (10:08:50 PM)
SOOOO
RODZILLA says: (10:09:12 PM)
me and cassie pull into maple ridge park last night
.:Cass:. says: (10:09:18 PM)
LMFAO
Dallas says: (10:09:20 PM)
oh my
RODZILLA says: (10:09:23 PM)
for a quickie
Dallas says: (10:09:26 PM)
of course
.:Cass:. says: (10:09:28 PM)
TELL THEM
Dallas says: (10:09:50 PM)
*takes off pants*
Dallas says: (10:09:53 PM)
hurry up…
RODZILLA says: (10:09:53 PM)
so we do our thing and JUST as we’re about to get outta the back of the suburban and drive away…
.:Cass:. says: (10:10:07 PM)
I SWEAR THIS SI A TRUE STORY
RODZILLA says: (10:10:12 PM)
we see these two flashlights walking towards us
RODZILLA says: (10:10:33 PM)
so i woulda shit my pants if they were ON me
Grant says: (10:10:39 PM)
rofl
RODZILLA says: (10:10:47 PM)
and i scrambled into the drivers seat, without pants
Grant says: (10:10:54 PM)
so you’re sitting there and there’s a big pile of shit on the back seat
.:Cass:. says: (10:11:02 PM)
WIHOUT BOZERS EITHER
.:Cass:. says: (10:11:05 PM)
*BOXERS
Grant says: (10:11:07 PM)
lol
RODZILLA says: (10:11:12 PM)
i start the suburban and start backing up to get away
RODZILLA says: (10:11:34 PM)
then they BANG on the side of the suburban while i go past and yell at me to stop
RODZILLA says: (10:11:42 PM)
i look over and of COURSE they’re cops
Dallas says: (10:11:47 PM)
bahahahaha
RODZILLA says: (10:11:48 PM)
almost ran them over
RODZILLA says: (10:11:58 PM)
so they tell us to get out of the car
RODZILLA says: (10:12:13 PM)
so i tell them to PLEASE wait a sec while i find/put on my pants
Dallas says: (10:12:15 PM)
and you went bully on them…
RODZILLA says: (10:12:42 PM)
the guy cop is shining the light RIGHT on my crotch while im trying to put on my pants
Dallas says: (10:12:48 PM)
ooo
RODZILLA says: (10:13:02 PM)
so i manage to get them on and me and cassie step outside
RODZILLA says: (10:13:14 PM)
they ask for ID and our addresses
Grant says: (10:13:19 PM)
And then he said “You’re moving in with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air!” the end
RODZILLA says: (10:13:24 PM)
lmfao
RODZILLA says: (10:13:26 PM)
i wish
Dallas says: (10:13:27 PM)
roffle
RODZILLA says: (10:13:57 PM)
they said that its actually against the law “indecent actions in a public place”
RODZILLA says: (10:14:13 PM)
but we’re 18 so they cant call either of our parents
Dallas says: (10:14:31 PM)
now THAT would have been funny
RODZILLA says: (10:14:33 PM)
so they tell us to go home and we do
RODZILLA says: (10:14:44 PM)
BUT, cassie cant find her panties
.:Cass:. says: (10:14:51 PM)
lmfao
RODZILLA says: (10:15:05 PM)
so we pull off to the side almost by her house and are frantically looking for them
Dallas says: (10:15:09 PM)
“Mrs. gerretsen – we caught your son porking this he-woman”
Grant says: (10:15:15 PM)
lol
Dallas says: (10:15:15 PM)
lol
.:Cass:. says: (10:15:27 PM)
LMFAO
.:Cass:. says: (10:15:27 PM)
OMG
RODZILLA says: (10:15:33 PM)
i thought they fell out of the suburban onto the ground when cassie got out
RODZILLA says: (10:15:40 PM)
but NO
RODZILLA says: (10:15:53 PM)
they were stuck by her knee in her pants
RODZILLA says: (10:16:04 PM)
but we musta been looking for them for 10 mins
.:Cass:. says: (10:16:11 PM)
after like ripping the burban apart so ur parents or sister wouldnt find them
RODZILLA says: (10:16:12 PM)
OH
.:Cass:. says: (10:16:18 PM)
THESE MUST BE CASSIE’S :D
.:Cass:. says: (10:16:20 PM)
GIGGIDY
.:Cass:. says: (10:16:27 PM)
GIGGIDY
RODZILLA says: (10:16:33 PM)
i drop off cassie and go in
RODZILLA says: (10:16:41 PM)
STILL not wearing the boxers
Dallas says: (10:16:48 PM)
ahahaah
Jordan says: (10:16:52 PM)
hahaha
RODZILLA says: (10:16:54 PM)
i was flippin and floppin
.:Cass:. says: (10:16:56 PM)
lmfao
.:Cass:. says: (10:17:00 PM)
hahahha
Jordan says: (10:17:01 PM)
oh man if they called home…to ev’s palce
Jordan says: (10:17:07 PM)
xx
RODZILLA says: (10:17:11 PM)
pretty much
Jordan says: (10:17:17 PM)
hahaha
Jordan says: (10:17:24 PM)
or if ur mom found panties…
RODZILLA says: (10:17:28 PM)
lmfao
.:Cass:. says: (10:17:30 PM)
lmao
.:Cass:. says: (10:17:34 PM)
wet…panties
.:Cass:. says: (10:17:38 PM)
*grant faced*
Dallas says: (10:17:38 PM)
bah, you dad would give you a high-5 and your mom would mutter “i knew she was like that”
RODZILLA says: (10:17:39 PM)
OOO KKK
Dallas says: (10:17:44 PM)
lol
RODZILLA says: (10:17:47 PM)
lmao
Jordan says: (10:17:48 PM)
everett would die
.:Cass:. says: (10:17:51 PM)
:-O what a fb
Dallas says: (10:17:59 PM)
roffle
Jordan says: (10:18:06 PM)
lol i can’t believe they’d call home if u were under 18
RODZILLA says: (10:18:14 PM)
they would
RODZILLA says: (10:18:16 PM)
i bet
.:Cass:. says: (10:18:22 PM)
so dont go to the park with ur gf jordan
.:Cass:. says: (10:18:28 PM)
SHE’D GET A CALL HOME
Jordan says: (10:18:29 PM)
or dont let her bring id
.:Cass:. says: (10:18:30 PM)
BAHAHA
RODZILLA says: (10:18:39 PM)
she doesnt look anywhere near 18 lol
Dallas says: (10:18:40 PM)
then its like rape
Jordan says: (10:18:59 PM)
fuck, the other day her day walked in on us n was like”should i punch jordan in the back of the head n bury him out back?”
Dallas says: (10:19:05 PM)
plus everyone within a 10 block radius would hear your truck squeaking
RODZILLA says: (10:19:08 PM)
OH, the cops also told me to next time take her to a motel
Dallas said this on March 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@dallas: especially since i’m very certain that i don’t know you, i’d appreciate it if you didn’t just whack an entire conversation into a comment. especially since it’s kinda about your uh, personal stuff.
especially since i don’t get the joke at all. perhaps i’m too much of a prude? or maybe it’s because i don’t know you nor your friends, and have no wish at all to hear about whatever night-time escapades you might get up to. whether true or not.
sydney said this on March 17, 2008 at 8:18 pm